A certain famous artist was sitting inside a park, enjoying his day out when a woman approached him and asked him to draw a portrait of her.
The artist agreed, and quickly sketched her on a normal piece of paper.
After handing her the drawing, the woman was pleased with the “likeness” and asked how much she owed him.
The artist said: “5000$”
The woman screamed: “But it only took you 5 minutes!”